Ian Lockwood’s Girlfriend Pageant
20 contestants compete to be pop-star-comedian Ian Lockwood‘s heterosexual girlfriend! With 4 rounds — Gown & Age, Talent, Verisimilitude, and Emotional Support — any of these beautiful women could be crowned Ian’s Girlfriend. The winner will reign as Ian’s heterosexual girlfriend for one (1) year and receive a one (1) year supply of hot dogs from Jonathan’s Crazy Hot Dogs*.
Ian is back on the hunt for love… but when a private eye is hired by his enemies, will Ian’s greatest secret be exposed? And will this revelation be the end of the pageant?
* One (1) year supply of hot dogs is defined as one thousand (1000) hot dogs and will be delivered in one shipment on January 1st, 2022. Buns not included.”
Location
Union Hall 702 Union St. Brooklyn, NY 11215
When: Fri., Nov. 4, 2022 at 9:30 pm - 11:00 pm
20 contestants compete to be pop-star-comedian Ian Lockwood‘s heterosexual girlfriend! With 4 rounds — Gown & Age, Talent, Verisimilitude, and Emotional Support — any of these beautiful women could be crowned Ian’s Girlfriend. The winner will reign as Ian’s heterosexual girlfriend for one (1) year and receive a one (1) year supply of hot dogs from Jonathan’s Crazy Hot Dogs*.
Ian is back on the hunt for love… but when a private eye is hired by his enemies, will Ian’s greatest secret be exposed? And will this revelation be the end of the pageant?
* One (1) year supply of hot dogs is defined as one thousand (1000) hot dogs and will be delivered in one shipment on January 1st, 2022. Buns not included.”
Location
Union Hall 702 Union St. Brooklyn, NY 11215
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When: Fri., Nov. 4, 2022 at 9:30 pm - 11:00 pm
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